So yeah, some cyclist just decides to pull out on me today and knocks me off my motorbike. I hit the curb and now have no mode of transportation, and hate cyclists somewhat more. I wouldn't have minded if he had looked.

But my theory of my immortality seems to rein true as 32mm diameter forks bend and the wheel buckles, but I have a tiny bit of shoulder pain and a grazed knee. So I'm just THAT awesome. Haha.

So everything was going great. Then it moved onto 'complicated'. Distance apparently makes a difference to everyone apart from me. I mean, I could come down every month, right? So that should be ok?

THROW OUT TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE!

If a guy you loved very much could only visit once a month because of distance, would you still go through with the relationship?

Well, for some strange reason, my friend and I have decided to make a scriptoriumwebcomic flash game. Due/release date is unknown. It is more an nice idea at the moment with some rough idea's and sketches. Based around paradox's. Man we love paradox's.

Title is one of my favourite phrases. Little as I get to use it. Long live loneliness! God it is boring being single.

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Now playing: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Don't Forget Me
via FoxyTunes

Your name spelled backwards: I fail to expose my one weakness to you.
Where were your parents born? Hospital.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Illegal software. Though most people download porn.
What's your favourite restaurant? One that serves food.
Last time you swam in a pool? Pool of responsibility? All the time.
Have you ever been in a school play? I fail to see how kids prancing around on the stage can be a play, but I also do see how it is a more accurate definition than that of adults prancing about on a stage.
How many kids do you want? 3, one to make me tea, one to do my garden and a spare one just in case one of the other two fall ill.
Type of music you dislike most? What I don't like cannot be given the illustrious title of music. So blah!
Are you registered to vote? Registered on a certain register.
Do you have cable? Like tieing up cable?
Have you ever ridden on a moped? Tis the vehicle of choice. If under 17.
Ever prank call anybody? That is just so sad.
Ever get a parking ticket? Never heard of that band.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I fail to see how you could combine the two. Unless...
Furthest place you ever travelled? The kitchen.
Do you have a garden? Don't know, never looked out of the window. I have a windowbox with dead herbs in it.
What's your favourite comic strip? A funny one.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I think humming the tune counts. Or try to put your own words in is fun too.
Bath or Shower, morning or night? Both, at the same time in morning and night. Nah, I just actually fester in my filth.
Best film you've seen in the past month? Joke here to do with women, however I feel it inappropriate to touch on such.
Favourite pizza topping? Cheese.
Chips or popcorn? How do they even relate? Serious. What the hell.
What colour lipstick do you usually wear? I prefer purple. I mean I don't.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? I refuse to dignify this question.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yes. I mean no. That gets old pretty quick, eh?
Orange Juice or apple? Kiwi Juice. Mmmmm Hairy.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? I don't like two questions in one.
Favourite type chocolate bar? I prefer cylinders, because they do not exist.
When was the last time you voted at the polls? Does throwing money at a stripper on a poll count? If so, then never.
Last time you ate a home-grown tomato? Technically home grown. The earth is my home 'man'.
Have you ever won a trophy? No. My life sucks in that respect.
Are you a good cook? I can cook humans?
Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes. And I hope that isn't a metaphor.
Ever order an article from an commercial? No. Though I did like the look of that 'ray gun'.
Sprite or 7-up? Neither. Down with lemons. And awful tastes.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yes, but mine tends to save my life.
Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? £1 teddy bear or something. Why not? Pills are just sooooooo predictable. Like over emphasis on a vowel.
Ever throw up in public? Only when appropriate.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? I think that an apocalypse can bring you and someone close together. So start an apocalypse. Money won't be a problem.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends on what I am looking though.
Ever call a 0800 number? No. No jokes here.
Can exs be friends? Maybe, sometimes more again. Bit whorish that. I don't believe it.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Elmo. Idiot, has to take too much smack.
Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? I don't know, what is the difference?
What message is on your answering machine? ........ Generic?
What's your all time favourite Saturday Night Live Character? Eh? Stupid quizzes.
What was the name of your first pet? Erwin, the wurm.
What is in your purse? I think this test isn't for me.
Favourite thing to do before bedtime? Uh, innuendo?
What is one thing you are grateful for today? The prospect of the apocalypse.

Hmm..

I suppose everyone else likes their lovely new icon?

Tad obscure.